Hello, gang

I didn't say I was Asian. I said the Asian community loves me. So...in a way, it's like I'm an honorary Asian.

There's my flag to prove it.

Viva Asia!

 

loves you

now you're like a banana swirl oreo.

 

and i dont remember which pic that avatar is from, who was standing next to me?

 

Some skinny guy. He was far less attractive than me. It was from last year's HIN.

And kitty Jesus loves me? Hmm...I don't know what to make of that. Banana swirl oreo sounds hot though.

 

oh ok i remember now, yeah you are hotter, but that doesnt say too much about how you look

 

So instead of a backhanded compliment is that like a...karate chop compliment?

 

no, i dunno karate, i'm chinese i only know kung fu, my grandfather taught me and his grandfather taught him, and his grandfather taught him, and so on...i will not only gracefully smack you senseless i will also quickly fly away into the mist of the waterfall.

 

That's so cool.

Touch me.

 

::teases geoff with a feather:: giggle, bitch, giggle.



doncha wish you were asian, just like me, doncha!

 

I'm a man. I'm not ticklish. I'm going to eat your feather and then flex.




<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%">Teeheeeheeeheeheheheeeeeasdf</span>


I am Asian. Doncha.

 

Geoff...just be naked with a cat of nine tails and a whip...im coming over :tongue:

 

Ohhhh, my heart is pounding with girlish excitement.


And you know I'm always naked and equipped with luff toys, you silly thing.

 

shhhhh

dont let contho know...

she'll want to film us and sell the videos online for 5 dollars

 

tre fidy

 

Oop! You're right.

She's always been about the money. I had to learn the hard way...

All those cam shows I gave her, all the dances, all the grinding, all the odd insertions...AND FOR WHAT!!?!1

To exploit me to make a quick buck11! Well never again I say!

 

i gave em a dollar

and she give em a dollar...come on woman!

you too huh :\

i thought i was the only one that was promised ten dollars for my "mr. winky puppet time cam fun" from her...

oh the pain, the pain of it all...

:cries:


DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!

 

She gave you ten? THAT HUSSY!

She'll get her comeuppance. Sweet, SWEET CUMUPPANCE!!!

 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SWEET LIKE A CUP CAKE STOLEN FROM A FAT KID DURING A HUNGER STRIKE...

MMMMMMMMMM I CAN TASTE THE SWEET CREAM NOW

mmm mmm thats some sweet sweet cream

almost vanilla

with a slight hint of mint and chunks of blueberry pancake baked right innnnnn

OH GOD YES

YES

 

OH NOES!

TOO MUCH! IT"S TOO GOOD!

TEH BLUEBERRY PANCAKE!!!1

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHhH




She's gonna get it good.

 

i heard you guys talking about me...


geoff: you aint even worth the tree dollars i gave you! get back in that [****][****][****][****]ing cage of yours. dont make me hose you down with water again! you really think you can be "harry nipples" without me, "tainted lens"? dont kid yourself.


nate: i didnt give you permission to stop sucking my dick did i?