Bar-b-q thread

I could go for my Mom's Italian cooking right now... but it's 11:23 PM.

 

About the time I usually like eat my dinner if I have it.

Usually cereal, too, but tonight I treated myself to my own special treat. Yes, "treated myself to a treat".

 

Milk, in the mixture? o.O

I've always wanted to try a pork cutlet, I think that would be really delicious.

 

Nope, milk for my drink. Milk is literally the only thing I drink. Since day one.

 

Mmm, not me. I can't stand milk on it's own, just isn't for me. I can't imagine drinking it on a meal either. Now a Corona with lime/lemon during the summer months, whoo, that's the best.

 

Water for me.

 

Milk never was something I liked on its own. With cookies or cereal (or in coffee) or just about anything milk is meant to be with - it's fine. But alone? Ew.

Water, Gatorade and coffee are the only things I regularly drink.

 

That works too, I don't drink soda/pop, so something like Perrier takes the place of that.

 

It's okay, I get "WTF, milk?!" all the time. Oh well.

 

Oh don't worry, I've seen far more interesting things people drink with their meals.

 

You know what's delicious? Barium - amazingly smooth, chalky, and disgustingly thick.

 

Vodka and Kahlua?

Can't personally stand Gatorade. It tastes salty and has 13 grams of sugar per serving. I do like Coca-Cola's Glaceau Vitamin Water 10 series though. Sobe Lifewater is good as well provided you get the 0 calorie variety.

If you drink a lot of water, make sure you filter it well in a reverse-osmosis filter. Water used to be treated with chlorine which dissipates in a few minutes at room temperature. Today, water is treated with an ammonia-chloride solution that does not dissipate from standing water. Both of these substances are toxic, which is why they are used to treat the water in the first place, and kill most life. Combined they are even more so. Go look at a bottle of ammonia and read the warnings. Then read a bottle of Chlorine bleach and read the warnings.

Coffee, I have no problem with provided its made with the aforementioned filtered water. My favorite cafe went out of business though so only have the home made stuff now. Only alternative in the neighborhood now is McDonald's.

 

Wayne, you are correct. When my Dad mentioned that to me (just recently actually) I was quite horrified - but it's good to know for sure.

I also can't believe that I forgot to mention coffee. It's my favorite by far.

 

That's an element... Or is it too early in the morning for me to get the joke?

 

You'd be correct - however, I am referring to barium sulfate suspension.

 

Awesome, my favorite.

 

Well Were On The Same Page About Milk & Water Gatorade , Coffee. The
Same Page

 

Yes, it's absolutely delicious - I particularly love the newer barium "milkshakes" that they use now. Wonderful!

 

Looks delish!

 

Oh, Barium. I've had to drink that stuff once, it's like Maalox, I think that's what it was called. Except more gritty, they really should use something else.