About Alien Soup

*No rosehoney my name did not start with Z. I am not a deformed Allien Captain of a garbage ship. I am the keeper of Records, the one who watchs amd waits.
Schizander knows me well I asure you.

You also know me..................Intimately !*

Sentinel, What kind of records are you keeping? Your watching and waiting for what? Are you sure you are a alien commander? Or are you a spy working undercover for the government?

You say you know Schizander well. Was that when you had him on your ship, under lock and key?

You claim to know me intimately.....how intimately?

 

*You see how Aliens lie Rosebud. Telling you that you signed a 5 year contract. Thats buncombe and them Alien Dr. should be ashamed of itselve.
Rosebud you and riply need to come with me. I can unprobe you both.*

Riteaim, Not just aliens that lie but men as well. You see Riteaim, I don't remember signing a 5 year contract with Schizander. I know I signed one with the evil Captian Z in order to save a good friend. But before we were rescued we found this document and burned it up.

Why would I go anywhere with you Riteaim? What is your connection here in Alien soup? Do you work for the government? or are you an alien in disguise? One thing is for certain Riteaim, I have never been probed by an alien and never will.

 

Ripley don't trust Riteaim, so far I feel that he is part of the government. He could put you under his spell and then you will tell him where you had these office visits. We need to protect Schizander at all costs. Sentinel claims he is not part of the government and claims to be Schizanders commander. Is there something here that Sentinel and Schizander are not really telling us?

I think we need to watch these two men closely, from this point on.

 

Rosebunny you must take my word for this but this Doctor is no good. He has sexual designs on you. I know as we speak his slimey pickle is fully extended to probe mode. I would not doubt if he was self probing right this minute! argh.............so disgusting to even think about it.

Look deep deep inside and you will see that I am the one for you. Me and me alone. Then you will know that you need to come with me. Are you sure you have never been probed? You may find out that as you slept this vile snot green happy humper did prope your nubile earth body. I will protect you Baby.

As for sentinel and the Dr. they are nothing more than alien predators.

 

Listen here Riteaim you can forget about these earth women they are not availible. While Dr. Schizander is an alien he is at least an Alien with honor. I have dealt with him for several years and never has he tried to pickle me.

You however I find less then trustworthy .

Stay away from my earth women . ,

 

Ripley, do not, I repeat DO NOT allow yourself to be victimized by either this Sentinel entity or the one which calls itself riteaim. Once you have been pickled and probed by a certified licensed Alien Prickly Pickle Poonie Prober First Class (me). Any subsequent unlicensed and unsupervised follow up procedures (like de-pickling for example) could have serious life-threatening consequences.

See what happens when you start being chummy with meddlesome delusional human males....Just remember, Dr. Schizander is the ONLY qualified probe therapist and pickle specialist currently performing pickle implants and probe insertions here at alien soup. Do I have to spell it out for you 2 girls? These guys are phonies out for a good time and nothing more...Oh sure, I realize it feels good to be called "baby" now and then, but who knows what they want in return? All the good stuff I bet.

Rosebud...is it true what this Sentinel thing said about you? Has he in fact de-pickled you on more than one occasion? I'm afraid this unexpected and quite disturbing intimate development drastically changes things between us IF this is indeed the case. Did you in fact meet him at the public library today as he so brazenly suggested? Until this matter is cleared up I'm afraid I'll have to cancel that all expense paid pickle n' probe vacation to Tiajuana which I have been planning for weeks now....it was supposed to be my...I mean, our birthday surprise. I even hired a mariachi band and everything. I am, to put it mildly...simply devastated!!!

 

Well, I'm glad to see that at least ONE of you abductees has a grip on things. Of course he wants to de-pickle you, Ripley....he's a dirty old Sentinel and historically that's what these Sentinels do when they aren't pretending they're some kind of steroid-crazed Arnold Swartzenagger character. Norse God...uh-huh, right. Notice what he said..."I will de-pickle Ripley and she will see the light also."

Remember what came out during your last repressed memory retrieval session? (no, not THAT) ...you were just a young naive 18 year old student who was living away from home for the first time in that quaint little college town in the midwest, and that dark night you and your roomie decided to go for a walk along the jogging trail, and that was when you were blinded by "the light"... in fact it was the same light Sentinel spoke of is it not? It is. And this light imobilized you and then they took you and your roomate inside their UFO decorated LSD powered psychedelic VW van and.....Yes, Sentinel is one of THEM! And he has the gall to try and blame his despicable actions on innocent aliens. Ha!

P.S. Doesn't this thing about Rosebud being de-pickled by what's-its-name really come as a shock? I haven't slept a wink since I read it. It just floored me. I may need some one on one intense therapy in order to deal with this. Are you busy later on tonight?

 

Ahem...well yes, all those symptoms..I mean side effects you just mentioned are just part of the icing on your recovery and rehabilitation treatment plan. Didn't I warn you that my gentle prolonged provocative pickling and probing pulsations would effect you in some pretty profound ways? Now do you see why it's so important to always be obedient and submissive? And...and the sensations become more and more intense with each session..it's one of those multiple stage things....when we pass the 1,000,000 mark you'll know what I mean.

I'm so glad you have agreed be my new number one probe and pickle assistant. You won't be sorry, I promise. And yes, a handsome green probing outfit would be nice, but could we make it medium slime green with dark snot green trim instead? I do so love slime and snot colors if you know what I mean. They kinda go with the Kermit the Frog decor inside my UFO.

Well no, I don't like exactly like silky satin stuff, Ripley...I prefer thick fluffy textured spongy rubbery material mostly....the fluffier and spongier and springier the better. It's just the way we are...you see, most aliens are kinda kinky in a kooky kinda way. Oh, and don't forget to bring a dozen or so of those slime-filled jelly donuts to our next probe session. Mmmmmmm dee-lish!

 

Listen to me Riteaim I have never been probed or pickled by anyone one of these men or aliens. My only purpose for being here is to protect aliens from people like you who want to distroy them. And besides you didn't answer my questions.

 

Yes I did meet Sentinel in the public library and no he never pickled me.

He told me the truth about you. How you would go from planet to planet...spreading your pickle seed. That he has to bring you back for this crime you are committing. This is a law on your planet that has been written down in your Alien document consitution.

Even if this was true or not Schizander, I will fight for your right to stay here. Sentinel is from your home planet. He has no rights here on Earth to take you. Now, he could take you by force.

 

[COLOR=[I]SlateGray]"Ripley, do not, I repeat DO NOT allow yourself to be victimized by either this Sentinel entity or the one which calls itself riteaim. Once you have been pickled and probed by a certified licensed Alien Prickly Pickle Poonie Prober First Class (me). Any subsequent unlicensed and unsupervised follow up procedures (like de-pickling for example) could have serious life-threatening consequences."[/I][/COLOR]


I must agree with the good doctor about Riteaim. I am certain he is one of the World Government Secret Police {WGSP} This organization works in accord with several groups of aliens on this planet. These are the black helicopters many speak of and the *Men in black that are seen at abduction sites. Riteaim is to be feared and not to be taken lightly.



"See what happens when you start being chummy with meddlesome delusional human males....Just remember, Dr. Schizander is the ONLY qualified probe therapist and pickle specialist currently performing pickle implants and probe insertions here at alien soup. Do I have to spell it out for you 2 girls? These guys are phonies out for a good time and nothing more...Oh sure, I realize it feels good to be called "baby" now and then, but who knows what they want in return? All the good stuff I bet."


Again I must agree with the doctor. These human males are very unstable and tend to gravitate towards violence when the do not get their way. However the Schizander is trying to deceive you 2 women. I am here for your best interest only. Look into your heart and it is plain to see what this Alien is doing is wrong. You only need to take the self affirmation test to see this.

It goes like this. Anything you would not want your Husband, parents, or friends to know is morally wrong.

Think truthfully would you want any of them to know you were being penetrated by a slimy green pulsating pickle?


"Rosebud...is it true what this Sentinel thing said about you? Has he in fact de-pickled you on more than one occasion? I'm afraid this unexpected and quite disturbing intimate development drastically changes things between us IF this is indeed the case. Did you in fact meet him at the public library today as he so brazenly suggested? Until this matter is cleared up I'm afraid I'll have to cancel that all expense paid pickle n' probe vacation to Tiajuana which I have been planning for weeks now....it was supposed to be my...I mean, our birthday surprise. I even hired a mariachi band and everything. I am, to put it mildly...simply devastated!!!"

Of course it is true Doctor. Rosebud has had a reciprocal relationship with me for most of her life. We meet at the public library once a week to exchange recombinant deoxyribonucleic acid and small talk. Surely you did not think she would give up *The Pleasure of the Gods* for a Slimy 4 inch Gherkin.
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Rosebud why would you tell the doctor such things. He knows that I am just an old friend looking to get together and talk of old glory days..

You sure do have an active imagination. :nuts:

 

"It goes like this. Anything you would not want your Husband,parents,or friends to know is moraly wrong.

Think truthfully would you want any of them to know you were being penetrated by a slimy green pulsating pickle?"

Unfortunatly, you have picked the wrong person to ask this question too. I don't have a husband. He was taken to the American Society of Sorrows (ASS) when his beloved WWF(wrestiling) was canceled and he just couldn't handle it. My Mom is a bit of a freak like me. Who else would I get it from? And of course my friends, my dear sweet, kinky, perverted, sex less friends. They would say "you go girl". So you see, I'm thinking there is nothing wrong with Dr. Schizy's treatments. He has helped me overcome my phobea of stainless steel!

 

Well no, I don't like exactly like silky satin stuff, Ripley...I prefer thick fluffy textured spongy rubbery material mostly....the fluffier and spongier and springier the better. It's just the way we are...you see, most aliens are kinda kinky in a kooky kinda way. Oh, and don't forget to bring a dozen or so of those slime-filled jelly donuts to our next probe session. Mmmmmmm dee-lish![/QUOTE]

With Halloween just around the corner, I'm sure I can find an outfit like the one you mentioned. If not, I have a sewing machine, and I took Jr. High home ec. so I'm sure I can come up with something. :oddgrin:

Still working on the slime filled donuts. Takes awhile to get the slime just right ya know.

I was kindly escorted out of my local produce section. Apparently I fell into a trance in front of the cucumbers. I think the produce manager thought I was some kind of convict. He said I was mumbling something about Prob-ation. :faint: I'll send Rosey back later to get me some of those elongated cucumbers, for when your not readily available for my treatments.

You did say something about a private treatment for yourself tonight correct? Of course I'm available...what ever pleases you Schizy. :bow:

 

This licentious behaivor that haunts you and those in your life is not your fault my dear Ripley. It is the effects of the *vitiate field that is exserted by these
debase Aliens that cause you to become a wanton demimondaine.

I can save you from a life of promiscuous sorrow.

Take my hand Ripley.

 

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Of course it is true Doctor. Rosebud has had a reciprocal relationship with me for most of her life. We meet at the public library once a week to exchange recombinant deoxyribonucleic acid and small talk. Surely you did not think she would give up *The Pleasure of the Gods* for a Slimy 4 inch Gherkin.
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Meeting you at the library yesterday was the first time Sentinel. Although you gave me information about Schizander I wonder if this information is to stear me away from my true calling.

You say you have known me all your life. You claim to be god related. Have you been watching me from up above in your lovely green space ship? When I was on Captain Z's or J's ship did I meet you there? Please tell me I need to know. Aliens can shape shift into any form they want. I am glad you picked that long blonde hair, blue eye, great built of a body to impress me. Tell me the truth Sentinel.

 

Ohhh my word Ripley....so many cucumbers to choose from. Long one's, skinny long ones', small short fat ones...long fat one's....it was just mind boggling. I didn't know which one's you wanted. :lol: I must of stood there for about 15 minutes just looking at these long green mmm.....and the woman in the store were looking at me...they must of thought I gone crazy. :nuts:

Hands Ripley her cucumbers. There you go sweety hope these are what you wanted.

 

Hands Ripley her cucumbers. There you go sweety hope these are what you wanted. [/QUOTE]

Oh yes Rosey! Thank you so much! I don't think we should go back to that store, they already know too much. They will be watching us too close now.

 

Meeting you at the library yesterday was the first time Sentinel. Although you gave me information about Schizander I wonder if this information is to stear me away from my true calling.

You say you have known me all your life. You claim to be god related. Have you been watching me from up above in your lovely green space ship? When I was on Captain Z's or J's ship did I meet you there? Please tell me I need to know. Aliens can shape shift into any form they want. I am glad you picked that long blonde hair, blue eye, great built of a body to impress me. Tell me the truth Sentinel.

You only think it was the first time my dear. Have you ever wondered why you have this deep-seated urge to be in contact with Aliens? The overwhelming need to help them?

Think Rose look into your subconcious. Do you see me? In your childhood? In your teens? In your whole life there just at the edge of you awareness.

Yes dear rose I have always been around you. I have been hear since your birth on this planet, looking over you, protecting you, guiding you.
This has given you a natural Affinity for the unknown my dear.

Your whole life has lead up to this moment Rose. The fate of your world rests upon you and your actions Rosebud. Project Code name OK57 is now active.

Soon your memory will start to return. You must help me locate the one called OK57 before he is allowed to implement his Hybrid insemination program online.

You must stay clear of Riteaim he is with the World Goverment Black Opps Division.

 

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