Potential Forum Layout for New Site

Not sure why I like to write out layouts before actually applying them, but I've been having this constant envision of what I can see the site as:

<The Hen House>
-Cock-a-doo-doo Doo!
(Come here to read the latest announcements and happenings on <site name here>.)
--Howdy!
(You're a new goat, huh? Introduce yourself to the pack here!)
---Whoa Nellie!
(Not happy about how we're running <site name here>? Give us your two cents on how we can improve, and keep you as a satisfied patron!)

<Living in the South>
-Give Down The Country!
(New to country living? Come here for recent resources on living the country life!)
--Go Hog Wild!
(Like partying sweet hen? Or do you like to hunt masculine rooster? Come here for tips, resources and general discussion on having a good time!)
---Put yo' big toe in it!
(You like to cook, 'aye? Come here to give tips, recipes, and have general dsicussions about cooking the southern way!)

<General Discussion>
-Fly off the handle!
(Mad? Give off a nice, favorable country rant here.)
--No need to have an axe to grind!
(In other words, this is our world renowned debating board.)
---I do Declare!
>Forum Games
(Talk about nothing.)

I know I'm missing a whole lot. What else would be worth having a forum about?