No diet should ever forbid beer. There is a disturbance in the universe whenever someone attempts such a feat.
i haven't had a beer in 5 weeks. the universe is surviving. besides, i've already lost 5 kilos. google it if you have a problem.
now that i think a bout it...i do wish i were you. the first thing i'd do as you...is play with my vagina and tweek my nipplins.