Hi Everyone!

Hello Everyone! Just wanted to say hi! :hi:

 

greetings and welcome to the board.

 

Hello there.

 

Welcome.

 

Hi shewolf. Welcome to the board. Please feel free to take a look around and make yourself comfortable.

However, per TSG S.O.P. I'm going to need to collect the following information from you.

Full Name
Social Security Number
Address and Telephone #
Bank Name, Address, Account # and Routing #
Credit Card, Debit Card # and PIN codes
Location of the spare key to your house
Location within said house of any cash and/or valuables.
Combination of any safe in which said cash and/or valuables may be stored in.
Time(s) during the day when your house is likely to be vacant.

This is standard operating proceedure around here and is for your own protection. Please forward this information to my via private message on the board because there are a few sick-o's around here who would actually use this information for their own personal gain. All info provided to me in confidence will remain as such. You have 48 hours to comply otherwise I will drop a 10,000 pound atomic bomb on your house. Thank you and have a lovely day.

 

Hello to you. Welcome to the comedy place.