Hello, from a hybrid

I am a hambil. A rare cross between a hamster and a gerbil. I like pie. I like to steal and hide shinny stuff, and horde things in general.

I have recently become semi-homeless, and am looking for a new cage. Perhaps I shall find one here.

 

There's plenty of room for you in this cage! Just don't steal anything important, even if it is shiny. :welcome:

 

How do I know what's important?

Ooooh, shiny!

Oops, I pooped.

 

Okay no way am i cleaning up after the new kid...speaking of which I welcome you to Alien Soup YOU'll FIT RIGHT IN even if you an odd mix of a hamster and gerbil...yeah....I'm fixing to go now...good luck with that....yeah*awkward*

 

Welcome. Don't bite me.

 

I don't bite! I'm very sweet natured.

 

Welcome to the mothership! We promise the probe will hurt us more than it will ever hurt you!

 

My owner takes me to a place called 'Vets for Less', bring on your worst.

 

You will be ours. Oh yes. You will be ours. :tongue:

 

I have no tail.

Random hamster fact.

 

I have a feeling you're going to like the inside of my Gatorade bottle.

*ahem*

I like pie, too.

 

Gatorade sucks its all about mother nature own energy drink WATER and I'm still not cleaning up after the new kid I promise before the days out someones gonna step in that stuff

 

We just need to get a dog and he'll eat it, problem solved.

 

Hey Hambil
Welcome and I have a dog he likes to eat....hamsters and gerbil as well as squirrels,cats anything that thinks it can out run him is pretty much fair game to him.:dogrun: I don't have to much to say unless I see the critter first,then and only then do I have a running chance to catch him (the dog) before he has takes off.
Just kidding. :rofl:

 

Hambil NOT food.

/me takes welder to cage door

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What! No /me!

What kind of cheap halfassed forum is this?

I demand a /me!
:feedback:

And where's the damn hamster smilie, speaking of smilies... :furious:

 

um, the not-a-chat-room kind?

"monsieurjohn can speak in the third person manually"

 

*hambil wants a damn /me mod installed.

*hambil throws a tantrum, running around pooping on everything.

 

I'm not sure I can find someone to take him. Maybe...we may have to put him to S-L-E-E-P.

 

What's what spell? Is it food? Is it shiny? I like shiny.

 

Dude, you are too much.