Major Malfunction Reporting For Duty

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  1. Mjr*Malfunction

    Mjr*Malfunction Regular Member

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    My home planet, er, forum was destroyed by hostile administrators. I am seeking a new home base. I like tattoos, hermit crabs, dvds, literature. I have two kids and am in the middle of a pretty nasty custody battle for them. I have lots of complaining to do. :lol:
     
  2. Alien

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    Welcome to the mothership. :)

    While we'll probably end up abducting you in the end, we'd still like to hear your tales of woe in the meantime...

    If your significant (insignificant?) other has been a pest, we can make sure he's probed regularly!

    Let us know if there's anything you need, and welcome to the madness...
     
  3. lobo

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    G'morning', Major Mal!

    Nice to meet You there! :beer:

    Hope You will be good sooper :nod:
     
  4. rosebud

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    Hi Mjr*Malfunction and welcome to Alien Soup. Hope you have lots of fun posting here.
     
  5. Mjr*Malfunction

    Mjr*Malfunction Regular Member

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    Why, thank you very much. Nice to be here. Has anyone an extra packet of protein pills? I seem to have misplaced mine.
     
  6. Panache

    Panache Regular Member

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    Welcome to the soup, Mjr*Malfunction! :shake: Hope you enjoy it here- have fun!
     
  7. Niolani

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    Welcome to the soup, Mjr! I like your avatar. I'm glad that you've picked up the original design rather than Todd Goldman's plagiarized version.
     
  8. spidergoolash

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    can't help ya there, but if you need a caffeine jolt, you've come to the right place :D
     
  9. lobo

    lobo Guest

    [narrative voice]


    Ground control to Major Mal :

    Take Your Protein Pills and Put Your Helmet On

    [/narrative voice]
     
  10. Niolani

    Niolani Regular Member

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    Ground Control to Major Mal

    Commencing countdown,

    engines on​
     

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