If you want a lapdance from me you better be wearing a plastic apron.....I gotta bad case of the runs today.
i got pretty drunk last friday night and it made me sleep a lot. dont think i want to do that again. :huh:
I got nothing but love for you, but I couldn't buy the damn heart. So lick something instead.:mellow:
Snob! Kenny.... you got drunk on EIGHT DOLLARS? What the [****][****][****][****] were you drinking, kerosene?
For some reason I was assuming you were drinking beer. if you wanna get really drunk on Smirnoff, get a bottle of the 100 proof, get it ice cold in the freezer and drink it straight, and chase it with beer. I used to do that every night when I still drank liquor. it will [****][****][****][****] you up. (especially if you have a few blue valiums along with it.)