Welcome to MSF Callum. Please ignore the above post. Some people seem to think they are funny/witty when they clearly not!
Ciao. Welcome to the site. uh Mysterious, How do you know he's french? or that he might actually know French.
Dont worry, they wont be around much longer if they keep walking down the same path that they are currently.
I'm walking down the yellow brick road. What you have against Alice in Wonderland is unknown to me, but I recommend daily psychologist meetings.