Good morning, Ripley...I've had a change of heart again....I no longer am interested in living clean and being a pretend do-gooder alien. I don't...
Surrender your implant chips or face a stiff fine and incarceration! I'm sorry, Rosebud, but the decision has been made and cannot be reversed....
Soooooo this is how you wanna play, eh, Rosebud? Don't think I haven't been watching you since you came onboard. Ha! An observant alien such as...
Caffiene is evil, Rose. No more lattes from here on out, and no more late night unchaperoned flights in the UFO, and and no more overtime for you...
What's this crazy talk about some type of silver foil hat, Rose? Everyone knows silver foil hats have little or no effect on aliens, but we are...
I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, Ripley, but I just cancelled your order for the one year's supply of extra long life batteries...
I had no choice, Ripley. Threads were being locked out left and right. People were being banned. And as if all that weren't bad enough, this...
Hello Ripley. Chances are these dark evil dreams will soon cease as I will not be performing any more p---- sessions from now on. Please don't...
Ripley, from here on out perhaps we should refrain from using the terms "probe, probing, probe session," etc., and use more politically and...
It's simple really....these so-called anonymous guests are the virgins who are lurking about afraid to sign in and get a user name, password,...
Ripley.....please proceed as originally planned with plan "SB" (Sentinel Buster) and as always remember to wear your protective Teflon-coated...
Good morning, Bobafart. Perhaps I can shed a little light on dear sweet darlin' Ripley's brief if not ambiguous post. You see she has been under...
Well...ok then...1 working day then, but next time....and since you seem to be genuinely sorry for your insensitive inconsistencies...Oh, all...
Hello, Mr. Bobafart and welcome. BTW are you any relation to Billyfart and Barnyfart, the shy but none-the-less likable twin fart brothers who...
A full report of your nefarious activities here on planet earth has been sent to AHQ (Alien Headquarters) and it would not surprise me if serious...
Mmmmmmm ok Ripster, but as punishment, you will not be probed for 10 working days (my weekends are open though) and and no more Twinkies for a...
I'm beginning to believe that earth women simply cannot be trusted. I leave Alien Soup for a couple of weeks and what happens? You start kissing...
Welcome Tomatoed. I see you used the submissive codeword "buongiorno" in your post, which indicates that you wish to be abducted and probed with...
Ripley....tonight....midnight....your place....Uberprober*.....bring donuts.
Thank you, Rosebud...yes it was my birthday and yes I did have a wonderful day and yes I have been reconnected to the internet after being...
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