Greetings from Storm-Ravaged UK

Hello, I've been about here for a bit, but I've not done an introduction post, so here goes:

My name is Dean, I'm 35, balding (why does nobody acknowledge the ING), and live in London in the UK. I make money online running websites & blogs and I support the best football team you've never heard of - Millwall. I was once sexually molested by a cat.

I think that's enough information.

 

Welcome to Admin Talk Dean!

I don't think I even want to know what the hell happened with the cat.

Also, I guess you live in part of the UK that was pretty badly affected by the storm? Because it didn't seem to do much damage around here, although I definitely heard how devastating it was in some other parts of the country.

 

Welcome deansaliba. Nice to meet you. Sorry to hear about the storms in the UK (where I am from) Sad to read that there have been some deaths there.

Who is " Millwall" Only joking honest!

Like me you are bald, I hear that God only made a few perfect heads, he put hair on the others.

 

Thanks for the welcome.

We were more luckier than people in other parts of the country, in my part of London I think the worst thing that happened was some wheelie bins were blown over.

The cat molestation story will be kept under wraps .... for now!

 

Hello and welcome

 

Is the cat dead?

 

Lets hope cat is alive

 

Welcome to the forums @deansaliba

 

The cat is very much alive! His name is Nero, I should have known he was an evil sexual deviant just by his name!

 

Geez I hope it was declawed or you could have some permanent places to hang your bling.
Aside from that, welcome to the forum.

 

Welcome @deansaliba even though you've been here for a while. Glad to see your computer weathered the storm! And the cat too .

 

If my laptop can survive me clumsily dropping it regularly then it can survive anything.